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7Mar/110

Fail Compilation Video February 2011

5Mar/110

Cybersex with a twist

This has been around for years! The epic saga of Bloodninja :-)

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

15Feb/110

Scam artist on Facebook – Final Part

This is the final part to these messages from my good friend Evette (apparently, my wife...the love of my life etc!). It was getting too easy, and there weren't enough brain cells on the other end of the my messages to actually process the fact I was insulting "her".

(If you haven't read the previous posts, then start at part 1)

Here are the last few messages:

6Feb/110

Facebook: Download your entire history!

Try this out:

  1. Log in to your Facebook account.
  2. Click on Account
  3. Click on Account Settings
  4. Click on "Learn More" next to "Download your information"
  5. Click on the "Download" button

You will receive an email with a link to a ZIP file which contains all the information you have put on Facebook: every link, every status update, every picture since you started on Facebook.

I guess this is quite handy. But it is also rather scary how easy it is to create a profile about you in such an easy way.

Warning: You will very likely cringe at some of the stuff you have posted since starting on facebook!

3Feb/110

Scam artist on Facebook – part 4

Finally! "She" has asked for money.

(If you haven't read the previous posts, then start at part 1)