10Sep/080
Stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered',
she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must have been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said
the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'.... And before he could say 'Fuck off ', the Rottweiler ate him .