Funny
Council Complaints
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore. 3. It’s all the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my [...]
Capturing the moment…
Stutter
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. ‘Human beings are the only animals that stutter’, she says. A little girl raised her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered’, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. ‘Well’, she began, [...]
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Dad at the mall
This is one of the funniest jokes I have read in a long time. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair [...]