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This is one of the funniest jokes I have read in a long time.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
to
grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done
anything wild In your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

‘Got drunk once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’

Pictures of moments frozen in time: how you would describe any photograph I guess. But these are true classics.

I know these pictures have done the rounds, I have received them by email many times now over the years. However, I still get a good laugh everytime I see them. So, in the unlikely even that you haven’t seen them…or if you just wanna have a look at them again, here you go.

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Employee :”Hello ‘dis is   Siphos’s  bakery, how can I help you?” 
Customer :”I would like to order a cake for a party this week, please.” 
Employee :”What you want written on da cake”
Customer :”Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will miss you”
Employee :”OK is that all? Okay, come to collect in 3 days, ma’am.”

THREE DAYS LATER

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This was in supermarkets around Ireland, until they realised their faux paux!!!

Check out this classic photos…why not to take your kids to the zoo…

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I commute everyday for about 4 hours. This gives me a load of time to kill. There are various things I keep myself busy with. One of them is watching Video Podcasts. One of the main reasons I like video podcasts is because of the ease of getting new content on my iPod. Basically I just plug my iPod into my PC, and all the new podcasts come down automatically. The next morning i am ready to go. I also have a Pocket PC and PSP which I watch videos on. This involves finding new stuff to watch, converting it to the right format, then copying across. A few more steps than the podcasts.

When I first started out with my iPod, I battled to find any worthwhile video podcasts. So, now that I have have a good variety of podcasts, I am ready to share my bounty with you.

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In the months following 9/11, there was a big information push from the US Government about being more aware of terrorists/terrorism, and what to do to avoid terrorist actions. One of these information portals was the site http://www.ready.gov. Below are some actual images from the site during this period (I can’t find them there anymore). Here are some possible interpretations as to what they might mean…

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

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