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This is one of the funniest jokes I have read in a long time.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided
to
grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked, ‘What’s the matter old man, never done
anything wild In your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

‘Got drunk once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’

Long ago, even before Clint, in the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practised every minute of his spare time but he knew that he wasn’t yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. (more…)